Fantastical Feast Burlesque, Cirque & Cabaret

A Holiday Spectacle of Spicy Mayhem and Sweet Dysfunction

The family’s back and they’re as unhinged, unfiltered, and undeniably fabulous as ever. But this year, the holiday table looks a little different and so does the family!

BRAND NEW SHOW! with a very special cameo appearance from our beloved town!

This holiday season, you are cordially invited to the annual Feast at the chaotic, tinsel-covered home of Kevin & Dixie Schwaartzenbaumzinger, a couple who put the “why…?” in holiday tradition.

Expect snacks to feast your eyes upon.

Expect smiles (through gritted teeth).

Expect at least one moment where you whisper, “Oh no they didn’t…”

Because yes… we did. And we will again.

Come indulge in a night of high kicks, questionable choices, aerial antics, jiggling delights, unhinged holiday cheer, and the kind of family dysfunction that’ll make you jealous.